February 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec
murderer: ok
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Drugs are disgusting.
Read a book you fucking freaks.
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I just completely freaked myself out
I’m so fucking scared but school.
What if I don’t get the money? The day is coming so fast and I have do much to do and no one is helping me and I don’t know how to do this shit and I’m so scared I’m gonna fail and continue to be a piece of shit.
I’m not ready to grow up.
“And it’s a hell of a thing to say but—I never met another man I’d rather be. And...”
– Charles Bukowski, in a letter to John Martin, December 11, 1985 From Reach for the Sun: Selected Letters, 1978-1994 (via liquidnight)
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Stupid State Patty’s Day has my Russian all weekend.
Ugh buttttttttt atleast we are going to AC Monday night
Yippiiieeee!
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Kate Nash > You.
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I could spend my whole life good will hunting I...
Only good gon’ come is as good when I’m cumming.
tumblr people: omg you're so pretty
school people: i've never seen this species of dog before
tychobrohan:
having a scoreless drought?
play the flyers
never had a shutout before?
play the flyers
rookie without an NHL goal?
play the flyers
we’re here to make sure you get those points you need
“Maybe you don’t go to hell for the things you do, maybe you go to hell for the...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via sardeenicolle)
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Three cheers tooooooooooooooooo
Sitting at home on a Saturday night!
“We do not believe in ourselves until someone reveals that deep inside us...”
– E.E. Cummings (via forever-and-alwayss)
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The fucking Devils are ahead of us…
That’s pathetic.
